Birthplace: In the back of your mom's 72 Chevy pickup
Age: Old enough for your mom, young enough for your sister
Influences: Ummm...Tomas fucking Haake, Dave McClain, Ramond Herrera, Chris Houck, and of course good ol Vinnie Paul.
Activities: Destroying hymens, knocking cobwebs off MILF's, playing drums, searching for new, unknown bands, and....O yea watching Cod-y sack groceries.
Likes: Making offensive music, girls who know what guys really want (duh), barely legal sluts, and lap dances by strippers with titties bigger than my head.
